do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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