Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Success! We fucked roommates!
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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