I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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