He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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