I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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