I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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