We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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