You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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