My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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