I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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