He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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