Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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