i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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