I wish I only lived at night.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
