doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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