Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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