i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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