how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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