I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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