omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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