Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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