Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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