Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
this boner is exhausting
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Terrible idea I love it
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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