i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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