just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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