I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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