Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
God I need to hump something, right now.
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