The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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