so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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