Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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