What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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