ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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