So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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