If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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