She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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