Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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