you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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