My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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