Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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