guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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