No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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