we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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