dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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