So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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