he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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