You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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