I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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