i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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