I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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