I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
