Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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