he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I smell like Dick and happiness
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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