with your own penis?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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