Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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